You know that your man loves you ... but does he really understand your deep seeded need for intelligent sarcasm ..... he must! He sent me this... and it is better than any bunch of flowers because it shows how well he knows his sick little puppy.

"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."